Scientists have just proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that paint fumes are the ONE AND ONLY known and proven aphrodisiac! A recent double-blind study in the New England Journal of Medicine compared the effectiveness of getting your house painted in designer colors versus diamonds, furs, new cars and a shopping trip to Saks 5th Avenue.
“Believe me, we were as suprised as anybody! Who knew that just getting house repainted could have such a salutary effect on the average husband’s sex life?”, said Dr. Sanjay Homanahomana of John Hopkins University.
“We believe that this is just a reinforcement of research being done recently on the association of smell and sexual attraction.” added Dr. Homanahomana.
Guys, if you’re married you know that Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, that’s February 14th. Do yourself a favor and get your Thomas Painting Contractors Gift Certificate today by calling (714) 343-6132.
